Believe-you-me it’s every little Packer girl and boys dream. Many Packers fans train for it, but only one can succeed in becoming the speed-eating-bratwurst champion. This year the competition was fierce doan-cha-know. We have two-tree simple rules: 1) you eat the brat (condiments of your choice), and 2) drink a MillerLite, and 3) hold the cup upside-down over your head. Uff-da.
With camera set in sports-mode, the brat and beer fray began. At the end, one competitor stood arm raised confidently. Congratulations to Packer Michelle #1806. I showed the digital playback to Michelle and asked what she was thinking during the competition.
(time elapsed in seconds)
Step #1 (0:01) First bite: “ah tasty… reminds me of Sheboygan”
Step #2 (0:03) Second bite: “I have to remember to warsh my Aaron Roders sheets”
Step #3 (0:05) Third bite: “is Shopko still having 2for1 Clay Matthews toilet seat cover sale?”
Step #4 (0:08) Fourth bite: Remember what great-grandma said, “gristle is good, gristle is good”
Step #5 (0:11) Fifth bite: “Aaron Rodgers belt-move is way sexier than Kaepernicking”
Step #6 (0:14) Sixth bite: “Who invited the damn Bears fan?”
Step #7 (0:17) Last bite: “reminder to self, buy plane tix to East Rutherford for Feb 2nd, 2014”
Step #8 (0:19) Drink: “ah the champagne of beers… I’m gonna need another”
Step #9 (0:20) “Thank you grandma… I will keep my promise never let a Bears fan in my home”